Wait I’ve found one, this is perfect: it’s a selfie but I’m wearing a tie but I look really hung over. Nothing can go wrong with this plan
A FUCKING SCIENCE WIZARD FROM DIMENSION X
This job application is asking me for a picture. I think it’s a standard application for a lot of different jobs, including some sales positions, so it sort of makes sense, but now I have to go digging for a selfie that doesn’t look like a selfie.
"The demonization of carbon dioxide is just like the demonization of the poor Jews under Hitler. Carbon dioxide is actually a benefit to the world, and so were the Jews."
Take note: Happer is the chairman of the Marshall Institute, which received $865,000 from ExxonMobil from 1998 to 2011.(via mediamattersforamerica)
I said “have a nice day!” to this old dude and apparently that’s not fucking good enough because he retrieved his wallet and from like a stack of 30 of these things pulled one out and gave it to me and said something like “I hope you reconsider your choices next time”
This is the most self entitled shit i’ve seen all day
what the fUCK
In a just and fair world, passing out passive aggressive notes like this would be met with vicious sack-beatings. Then we’d see who reconsiders their choices.
who do i stab