Wait I’ve found one, this is perfect: it’s a selfie but I’m wearing a tie but I look really hung over. Nothing can go wrong with this plan

This job application is asking me for a picture. I think it’s a standard application for a lot of different jobs, including some sales positions, so it sort of makes sense, but now I have to go digging for a selfie that doesn’t look like a selfie.

"The demonization of carbon dioxide is just like the demonization of the poor Jews under Hitler. Carbon dioxide is actually a benefit to the world, and so were the Jews."

CNBC’s climate “expert” William Happer 

Take note: Happer is the chairman of the Marshall Institute, which received $865,000 from ExxonMobil from 1998 to 2011.

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bthny:

Their names make this even more perfect.

(Source: deadspin.com)

dirty6rockpile:

calling famous white inventors “the white george washington carver”

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ourvaluedcustomers:

Regarding ARCHIE’s recent murder…

ourvaluedcustomers:

Regarding ARCHIE’s recent murder…

superdames:

Yeah, women are worthy.

  • Jane Foster in What If? #10 (1978)
  • Storm in X-Men Annual #9 (1985)
  • Rogue in What If? #66 (1994)
  • Wonder Woman in DC Versus Marvel #3 (1996)
  • Black Widow in What If: Age of Ultron #3 (2014)

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So, hey, it’s Friday night and I’m drunk. Why not?

Got my DragonCon tickets maybe 10 minutes before they jumped in price. See you all there.

itswalky:

therobotmonster:

hughdancyying:

realfart:

deerdem:

selkiesounds:

bogmoth:

I said “have a nice day!” to this old dude and apparently that’s not fucking good enough because he retrieved his wallet and from like a stack of 30 of these things pulled one out and gave it to me and said something like “I hope you reconsider your choices next time”

holy shit

This is the most self entitled shit i’ve seen all day

what the fUCK



In a just and fair world, passing out passive aggressive notes like this would be met with vicious sack-beatings. Then we’d see who reconsiders their choices.

who do i stab

itswalky:

therobotmonster:

hughdancyying:

realfart:

deerdem:

selkiesounds:

bogmoth:

I said “have a nice day!” to this old dude and apparently that’s not fucking good enough because he retrieved his wallet and from like a stack of 30 of these things pulled one out and gave it to me and said something like “I hope you reconsider your choices next time”

holy shit

This is the most self entitled shit i’ve seen all day

what the fUCK

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In a just and fair world, passing out passive aggressive notes like this would be met with vicious sack-beatings. Then we’d see who reconsiders their choices.

who do i stab