February 2012
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bthny replied to your photo
:( :( :( :( :( you people don’t understand my pain.
Just be glad I’m not at home, so I can’t post an mp3 that’s nothing but the melisma from “moo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-ooves” looping for five minutes.
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Hairpin's video game crush series →
I could give two shits about emo-face here but the next installment will be Garrus and basically this series and I were made for each other.
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BREAKING: Rick Santorum bows out of Republican... →
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men arguing about nepotism on stationary bikes
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blah blah fair use blah blah intellectual property… when do I get to the bit where the dude blows himself up because he didn’t use the FUME HOOD?
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Michael gets revenge for not being invited on the lunch date by convincing Lisa to report the incident.
“I’ve never heard him speak to a male student that way.” Somebody’s jealous!
(He also delivers the classic line fumble, “They have rules to protect against the people who report inappropriate behavior.”)
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Prof: Could you pick up my suit from the cleaners?
Lisa: I really don't think that's what student assistants are--
Prof: Oh come on! Just do this one thing for me and I'll treat you to lunch. It'll just be the three of us: you, me, and that pretty smile of yours.
Sexual harrassment video!
Prof: Hey Lisa! How's my favorite student assistant today?
Lisa: Hey Mr. Smith. I'm fine!
Prof: Oh, anyone can see THAT.
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Ethics training again!
Same videos as last year. Same quizzes as last year. Can’t wait for the hilarious sexual harassment module.
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Am I going to be the first to say it?
I like the new tumblr buttons.
I mean, sure, I wouldn’t mind a more muted color scheme. But I’ll pick a minimal, highly legible set of labeled icons over a mess of faux-3D gradient effects with a set of icons tucked in there somewhere any day.
I mean, unless you honestly think that this
is a better icon than this
— I hate to break it to you, but you’re getting upset about...
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Screwed up network is making my networked drives screwy which is making pretty much all file saving/loading screwy which is making today basically one long tumblr break.
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Five years after the debut of his first novel, “The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar...
– Junot Diaz is publishing a new book of short stories. (via libraryjournal)
Highly relevant to my interests.
(via paperbackgirl)
YAY.
(via derasso)
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cherrispryteaintsobrite:
“The beginning of your program? Your Earth is spinning in the wrong direction.”
- Neil deGrasse Tyson to Jon Stewart on The Daily Show’s opening sequence
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But HOW. Can ANY WOMAN. NOT UNDERSTAND. HOW THAT IS A COMMENTARY ON THE FACT!...
– Emily Gould, being great. (via thematerialworld)
Oooooh!
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The MPAA admitted that the documentary “can serve as a vehicle” for...
– GOOD
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Oh man, this weekend
It was nuts, tumblr. But this helped a lot:
EGO: BOOSTED
Still trying to figure out whether I’ll be able to YouTube a clip. You’ll be the first to know.
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Almost forgot to tell you guys: I got punched in the face yesterday!
Installed the Adobe Premiere trial on my work...
It’s like pulling a horse trailer with a go-kart
FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING MTS FILE I MEAN WHAT THE FUCK IS AN MTS FILE WHAT SHIT-STAINED DEAD-END IN THE EVOLUTION OF MEDIA DID IT EVEN CRAWL OUT OF IT TOOK ME HALF AN HOUR TO GET THE FUCKING THING TO EVEN PLAY AND THEN I GET IT ON YOUTUBE AND THEY’RE LIKE “HEY HOW ABOUT A LOGO WATERMARK” AND I’M LIKE HEY SHITHEELS HOW ABOUT YOU PAY FOR ME TO HAVE SOME ACTUAL VIDEO EDITING...
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R: You would have thought it was funny. This girl's powerpoint was full of wordart.
Me: THERE IS NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT WORDART
KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT WITH FIRE
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Gamers get hella uncomfortable over male sexuality too. Can you imagine a “good...
– a forum post I read recently, trying to give a solid example of what ‘male objectification in gaming ’ would actually look like if it was anything equivalent to current female objectification in gaming. (via nothingbutsurrender)
i’m dying.
(via budgiebazooka)
Due to a costuming snafu, there is a real possibility that I will be performing my main Cthulhu scene shirtless.
Unless “we’ll see how it goes in rehearsal” is a sort of coded “you wanna be a star, don’t you?”
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[Listen] - Gorillaz - "DoYaThing" ft. Andre 3000... →
bthny:
harharhar:
Pretty sure our children will change the national anthem to an Andre 3000 verse. (via followyurbliss)
YES
Andre 3000 is TRANSFORMATIONAL
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The Book of Jobs →
This “book review” is so good it makes the book itself more or less redundant.
france: ten
france: twenty
france: thirty
france: forty
france: fifty
france: sixty
france:
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france: sixty ten
world: france what are you do—
france: four twenties
world: france stop it
france: four twenties ten
world: france that doesn't even make any sense
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france: hundred.