Take up your scythe

Jun 01

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It’s not a weakness if he’s a bottom now.

muchlessmuchmore asked: Does it make me a bad person that I'm struggling not to make a "So, is Alan Scott's weakness still wood?" joke?

It’s not a weakness if he’s a bottom now.

Is “homos in alternate universes” the new “women in refrigerators”?

rendit:

They couldn’t have chosen one of the 18 active Robins?

Chris O’Donnell already had a karate fight with his own underpants. What more do you want?

minusmanhattan:

People who don’t know how to spell “cologne.” 

(via devildoll)

Green Lantern is Gay

titivil:

Which will lead to an entire day of, “No, not THAT Green Lantern,” followed by, “What’s Earth 2?”

Obviously not that Green Lantern. Gay Ryan Reynolds wears glasses:

(via muchlessmuchmore)

Bad Machinery

May 31

• Me: Yeah, that one's totally going to die.
• S: Ahh shut up!!
• Me: Calm down, I was just making that up. I don't actually know the story.
• S: I don't care, I hate spoilers!
• Me: How could I be spoiling anything? I haven't read the books or seen the show.
• S: You read tumblr!
• Me: Yeah, but it's not like I'm paying close attention to gif sets from a show I don't even watch. I'm vaguely aware that Peter Dinklage is in it and the author likes to kill everybody.
• S: See! See! That was a spoiler!

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