FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING MTS FILE I MEAN WHAT THE FUCK IS AN MTS FILE WHAT SHIT-STAINED DEAD-END IN THE EVOLUTION OF MEDIA DID IT EVEN CRAWL OUT OF IT TOOK ME HALF AN HOUR TO GET THE FUCKING THING TO EVEN PLAY AND THEN I GET IT ON YOUTUBE AND THEY’RE LIKE “HEY HOW ABOUT A LOGO WATERMARK” AND I’M LIKE HEY SHITHEELS HOW ABOUT YOU PAY FOR ME TO HAVE SOME ACTUAL VIDEO EDITING SOFTWARE BECAUSE LIKE I FUCKING TOLD YOU MONTHS AGO MICROSHIT MOVIE POOPER IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU GIVE ME FILES IT DOESN’T RECOGNIZE AND THE ONLY MEDIA PLAYBACK/CONVERSION SOFTWARE THAT I CAN FIND THAT EVEN ACCEPTS THAT THIS MTS FUCKERY EXISTS STILL THROWS ITS HANDS UP AND PLOPS OUT A 52KB HEADER FILE IF I ASK IT TO SAVE FROM THERE I MEAN I’M HALFWAY TEMPTED TO WHIP OUT THE HEX EDITOR AND TAKE A LOOK IN THAT HEADER BECAUSE I HAVE A FEELING IT’S 52KB OF ‘HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME’ OVER AND OVER AGAIN AAAAAAAGH